Joining a Variety Show: One Song Sinks the Whole Internet With Sadness!
After transmigrating into the body of an entertainer, Li Wuchen sings emo songs on a dating variety show and directly makes the audience break down!
“I really can’t believe it. He’s having sweet romance himself, and making us listen to this kind of song?”
“When Anxiety starts playing, regret leaves the stage.”
“When Sea Bottom comes on, even ghosts and gods cry.”
“After breaking up with his first love, Dog’s one song about stubborn obsession made me cry like a dog.”
“I chased my goddess for ten years. Only after hearing Dog’s arrogance did I realize I should go to Gotham.”
“Brothers, you’ve misunderstood Dog’s intention. If you like someone, just charge ahead. Don’t wait until she marries someone else and then listen to the reverse-time clock!”
“She must know I like married women, so she went and got married!”
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Li Wuchen: “Everyone must listen while smiling, because... the light boat has passed through ten thousand mountains.”
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