Immortal Breeze, Evil Bone

[Xianxia · Comedy]

Gu Xiaoxie is the sect master’s son, a nine-revolved spirit child, and one blessed with the Ziwei fate—an out-and-out second-generation immortal.

He should have grown up to become the successor of the righteous path.

And yet, he doesn’t like cultivating immortality. He likes freedom.

All day long he eats, drinks, plays, and causes trouble, but every time he does, he runs into one strange opportunity after another and has no shortage of good fortune.

By sheer accident and coincidence, he keeps ending up with true techniques from the Dao, demonic path, Buddhist path, and Confucian path all at once.

The most formidable old men and old women in the mortal world are all fighting to take him as a disciple, but he remains unmoved.

What the hell does immortality have to do with me? What does longevity have to do with me?

Eat when it’s time to eat, drink when it’s time to drink. Keep the music playing, keep dancing!

If you keep forcing me to cultivate, I’ll beat you to death!

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