If Everyone Reborn, Who Still Repeats? Go Join the Army
"General, what are you writing?"
"Suppressing drug lords, rescuing hostages, founding a hunter school, becoming the chief drill instructor of the entire military special forces. Are you writing a military novel?"
Lu Yang smiled and replied, "I’m writing my memoirs."
The guard looked at the thick stack of manuscripts piled up like a small mountain, stunned beyond words. "All of these... are your experiences?"
Lu Yang nodded. "How is it? Pretty exciting, right?"
The guard asked, "Then have you thought of a title yet?"
Lu Yang said, "I have. Let’s call it *The Overbearing General’s Early Growth*. What do you think?"
The guard said, "As long as you’re happy..."
And the story’s beginning goes back to the day Lu Yang, wearing a big red flower, enlisted in the army.
"Report, squad leader. My name is Lu Yang. I’m a bookish scholar who wants to become the king of soldiers. Please beat me to death in training. Thank you."
"Whoa, that’s the first time I’ve ever heard a request like that!"
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