I Work as a Security Guard at a Cemetery, Eavesdropping on the Dead Making Money

【Superpowers + spiritual energy revival + humor + bargain hunting + multiple female leads】On graduation day, my roommate joins a big company and my ex-girlfriend makes it into the civil service. Only I end up working the night shift as a security guard at a cemetery. On my first night on the job, I hear two graves arguing. One curses his grandson for selling monkey stamps for twelve yuan, and the other curses his son for trading an antique for two packs of cigarettes. The next day, I spend eighty yuan on a bargain find and resell it for 6,800. From then on, I discover that the dead are more honest than the living. They talk about inheritances, antiques, hidden money, and all kinds of secrets that can’t see the light of day. I get rich off cemetery gossip all the way until one night, when the deceased former museum curator shouts from his grave: “The national treasure in the display case is fake.”

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