I Want to Be a Good Person

In the mysterious East, there is a good man named Qin Feng, renowned throughout the world. "Hello, police? There’s someone here on Wuyi Road who isn’t following traffic rules. He was flying his sword and ran a red light, so I shot him down.

Do you have a banner to reward me with? If not, that’s fine—just saying thank you would do..." "Get lost." "Officer, my teacher once told me that if I pick up a penny, I should turn it in to the police. The police officer will nod and smile at me.

I picked up one-tenth of a yuan, so please nod and smile ten times, officer..." "Fuck me."