I Want to Be a Foolish Ruler—Wreck the National Luck and I’ll Become Immortal!

Lin Yan transmigrates into the Great Qian Dynasty and becomes the emperor, obtaining the strongest lazy-emperor system. By ruining the nation’s fortune, he can ascend to become an immortal?

Then this emperor position might as well be abandoned!

What? My fifth brother is going to rebel? Quickly open the palace gates wide; he must succeed in his rebellion today, and no one is allowed to stop him—I said so!

What? My father-in-law is a corrupt minister? Issue an imperial decree at once: appoint my father-in-law as chancellor and chief of the inner cabinet!

What? The eunuch Zhao Gao is a treacherous villain? From today on, you are the director of the Eastern Depot!

Fifth brother, hurry up and rebel!

Father-in-law, hurry up and usurp the throne!

Zhao Gao, hurry up and plunge the court into chaos!

“Your Majesty is a wise ruler for the ages. This humble minister is willing to spare no effort, even unto death!”

Lin Yan: “???”

How am I supposed to ascend to immortality now?!