I Told You to Cultivate Immortality, Not to Ruin the Cultivation World!

[Comedy] [Clever Trickster] [Relaxed] [Absurd] [The later it goes, the better it gets]

[This book focuses on comedy and fun, with a slightly slow pace. Those who dislike this should not enter]

Cultivation Era: 17863

Emperor Qin Yu has ascended to immortality. Big shots from all realms come to see him off; firecrackers are set off in deafening bursts, and everyone has tears in their eyes as they chant quietly.

Elder of the sect: "He's finally gone. That scourge is finally leaving, and at last we can have some peace."

Sect disciples: "Do you know how I've lived these years? I got tricked out of my pants. Even fleeceing people shouldn't be done this way!"

Elder of the Hehuan Sect: "The moment Qin Yu learned the Heart-Calming Mantra, I knew our sect wouldn't escape him either."

Elite of the demonic sect: "I thought I was already bad enough, but I didn't expect that one casual move from Qin Yu would be something I need to spend my whole life studying."

Great elder of the demonic sect: "Before meeting Qin Yu, I never dreamed that one day I'd have to rely on reporting to the authorities to protect myself."

Ancient demonic cult leader: "If I could start over, I'd rather choose not to be resurrected."

The sect master says: "Recruiting Qin Yu into the sect was the most regrettable thing I've ever done in my life!"

Seeing everyone's tearful reluctance, Qin Yu feels deeply moved and says, "If you really can't bear to see me go, I can also..."

All the cultivators from the various factions shout in unison: "Please ascend, Great Emperor! We beg you, just stop tormenting the cultivation world!"