I Really Don’t Want to See Bugs

[Updated with 20,000 words daily] Everything in the world has bugs, and I have eyes that can see them.

Staring at 《Xinhua Dictionary》, blinking more than a hundred times within ten seconds unlocks the bug of perfect memory.

Silently reciting KFC in my heart, then making a ??? gesture within five seconds unlocks the bug of getting an Orleans chicken burger out of thin air.

Standing on one leg in the sky at an altitude of ten thousand meters for one minute while shouting “I come, I see, I conquer” unlocks the bug of soul transmigration into another world.

This is a protagonist who uses all kinds of bugs to stir up trouble in a fantasy world, in a very shameless way... absolutely hilarious, with all sorts of unexpected outrageous moves!

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[For various reasons, this book was previously abandoned two years ago. Later, after accidentally revealing the address and having countless readers threaten to mail knives, and even one reader personally coming over to treat the author to spicy hotpot, it has been restarted. Daily updates of 20,000 words are guaranteed. This statement is hereby made! Okay, can the gentlemen in the back put down the knives now?]