I Only Want to Be a Proper Villain

The story begins with ten world wills all choosing me to be the villain...

I originally thought being a villain would be simple: just follow the plot and collect the reward of 10 billion.

Go home, buy a pig farm, a few houses, and a few cars...

Who would have thought that one mountain cannot contain two tigers? A domineering species like the protagonist cannot coexist with another one in the same world.

The crooked-mouth warrior and the Dragon King son-in-law—why are you two fighting again and again while I was away for just a moment?

The entertainment superstar and the literary saint, splitting the five thousand years of history in half for you to plagiarize—what more do you need?

Why fight over everything and even incite fans into offline riots? What are you trying to do, start a world war?

I’m the villain, and yet you expect me to rush around putting out fires and mediating disputes every day?

And you lot—why aren’t you properly playing the heroines of fate, and why are you pestering me all day long?

Villains are crude; unlike protagonists, I don’t understand love or romance.

The only way I know to show care is with money. I don’t know how to coax people, and I don’t want to. I just want to go home and experience college life!