I Make Weapons in the Middle East—Am I Wanted by the Whole World?
My name is Chen Zheng, and I luckily obtained an app called [Arms Factory].
Factory-direct sales: AK series for only 666, not 999 and not 888. Just take one home with ease.
Rocket launchers on clearance sale—one shot blasts open fortifications. No fake prices, just 1,800. Even the weak, the old, the sick, and the disabled can all fly together!
Factory-produced ballistic missiles, military supplies direct from the factory, no middlemen!!!
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In this part of the Middle East, the only problem customers need to worry about is whether they will be beaten to death before my delivery arrives!
Milk tea shop: “Thank you, Chen. He is our good friend!”
Persian lion: “What we need to do is send money, send money, and send TMD money again; the rest will be handled by someone else!”
Turban camel: “Customer, of course it’s green money, green money! Green money!!”
Camel with a gold chain and gold watch: “Honey, can you help our army design air defense?”
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