I’m Really an Insider

"ESPN didn’t include you in this season’s top ten power forwards not because you aren’t strong enough, but because they think a player who can shake off defenders from beyond the three-point line to drive to the basket, rank in the top five in the entire league in three-point shooting, have playmaking ability comparable to a point guard, sprint full-court at a fast pace, and otherwise be almost completely unlike an inside player except for your height doesn’t count as a power forward. What do you think about that?"

Wayne faces the camera with complete innocence:

"I really am an inside player."