I Have a Group of Earth Players

Players: I'm a wage slave earning less than 5,000 a month. I have to pay half my salary in rent every month, no girlfriend, and I get lectured by my boss every day. But I'm very happy, because recently there's been a virtual game where, inside the game, I have a powerful bloodline, not only my own fleet but also a colonial planet bestowed on me by a lord. Even though I know it's fake, in there I found the meaning of my life!

Actually... the lord who bestowed him that planet really wants to tell him this isn't fake. You really do have your own fleet and colonial planet... but the lord knows he can't say that, because once he does, these people who think they're players definitely won't be as terrifying as they are now!!