I Can Report Anything

Rebelling feels great once; rebelling all the time feels even greater.

Xu Yan is reborn into a parallel martial world, and in his mind appears a reporting system. Reporting makes him stronger, and reporting brings rewards. Reporting can knock everything flat! It is simply so satisfying that he cannot stop...

Successfully reported his father for hiding pocket money in a crack in the wall; reward: 100,000 yuan in cash.

Successfully reported his deskmate as a regressor; reward: the prophecy skill.

Successfully reported the girl upstairs for sneaking midnight snacks while losing weight; reward: a bottle of super slimming pills.

Successfully reported that the rice tastes too bad; reward: fragrant, glutinous spirit rice seeds.

Successfully reported that the exam paper was too hard; reward: genius top-student pills.

Successfully reported the rise in pork prices; reward: a recipe for a swine fever special vaccine.

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