Hogwarts: When Dumbledore Knows the Script

When Will Evans wakes up, he finds himself transported into the world of Harry Potter.

Good news: he knows the entire plot.

Bad news: besides knowing the original story, he can do nothing else.

So Will decides to cling tightly to Dumbledore’s thigh and win at life by doing nothing!

"Professor, there’s a face on the back of Quirrell’s head!"

"Professor, the diary has a mind of its own. Hurry and burn it with Fiendfyre!"

"Professor, don’t wear that ring. It’ll kill you!"

Dumbledore: ...?

When the greatest wizard gets hold of the script, Voldemort’s Horcruxes run into the most disastrous failures in history.

In first year, they take down Peter Pettigrew in advance.

In second year, they capture Voldemort’s soul alive.

In third year, they rob Gringotts.

In fourth year... Voldemort: Can you stop playing by your own rules?!

This is a story about old Dumbledore carrying the team, kicking the Dark Lord around, and casually slacking off happily at Hogwarts.