Hello, Creepy Boss, I’m Here to Clock In

[Physical publication signed]

[Female-oriented no-CP infinite flow + plot-driven + mildly scary]

On the first day of unemployment, an app inexplicably appeared on Li Wu's phone.

The jobs listed on it were simple and highly paid—clearly a pig-butchering scam.

Li Wu: "Let's go! That's exactly the kind of pig-butchering scam I'm going for."

Her work tasks were very simple:

[Little Girl Babysitter — 5,000 yuan/day]

[Plastic Surgery Hospital Nurse — 10,000/day]

[Village Guardian — 30,000/day]

The job details were transparent, and the pay was settled daily. She admitted it was a scam.

...

On her first day as a babysitter, the little girl died.

Li Wu: "I suggest the company compensate me with burning paper money."

Two hours after starting as a nurse, she got her head blown off by accident.

Li Wu: "I hope the insurance company handles this."

On the night she became the village guardian, the village caught fire.

Li Wu: "If this counts as a work injury, I recommend triple compensation."

While everyone else was running around screaming and crying in the middle of work, Li Wu had already silently become an excellent employee, with her name firmly sitting at the top of the rankings.

Her comments are revered by all employees:

"Human money ninety-nine."