Global Games: Don’t Make These Skills Too Absurd!

The moon's phase suddenly changes! Everyone obtains a special skill! The fate of all humanity changes because of it!

The disabled, widowed old man Wang gets the skill [Barrier-Free Wheelchair], and from then on, every nearby theft case seems to leave wheelchair tracks all over the walls...

Old Wu, who runs a shop, gets the skill [Your Shop Will Definitely Prosper], and the next day, the whole village joins forces to smash his funeral-clothing shop.

College student Xiao Li gets the skill [You Can Get an A in Every Subject], and before she can even be happy about her improved grades, she can only stare in thought at how much smaller her underwear size has become.

Xiao Hu gets the skill [Your Attraction to the Opposite Sex Greatly Increases], and that night, even twenty coils of mosquito incense could not stop those female mosquitoes.

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Just as everyone is studying these skills, the game begins.

Everyone must regularly take part in games, and in all kinds of game worlds, use the skills they draw to win.

Win, and you get more skills and rise to the peak of life.

Lose, and you lose all kinds of precious things until you lose everything.

So, how far can your skill take you?