玄幻：拥有悟道树的我终会无敌
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［满级悟性+偏日常+天才+剑道+传玄+单女主］
江凡一朝穿越，成了摘叶峰的三弟子。
开局被骂神经病怎么办？
江凡表示，你说的对。
但是我不听。
江凡：“君子报仇十年不晚，小爷报仇从早到晚！”
论外门弟子为何半夜外出？
外门蛮黑猪为何夜里惨叫？
江平：我什么都不知道啊！
随后知道便宜师父打算泡个师娘回来，反手土味情话开始教学：
“吃了我的小猪肝，以后你就是我的小心肝。”
“吃了我的猪大肠，以后你就是我的小心藏。”
“吃了我的猪脑花，以后你就是我的小傻瓜。”
“吃了我的猪排骨，以后你就是我的小公主。”
师父对此深信不疑，大喊直呼喊江凡一声师父不亏。
事后：一个好消息和一个坏消息
好消息：土味情话奏效了！
坏消息：给师父揍土里去了。
为此江凡带十三岁的小师妹钻进花楼，勾栏听曲好不惬意。
回到山上就遇到了阴沉着脸的师父。
师父：“我的好徒儿，你可真孝顺啊！”
“今日，我方心就杀徒证道！”
江凡：“老登，你不讲理，你就说揍没揍孝吧！”
话落扭头就跑......
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