Expert: I Really Don’t Want to Go Down the Mountain

"What? This woman is my fiancée?"

"No, no. My dream girl is Little Li, the widow at the east end of the village. She’s too skinny. She doesn’t even weigh 200 jin."

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Lin Tianlong has always felt that he’s very weak, and he only wants to stay in the mountains, eat, and wait to die.

Unfortunately, ten masters were scared by him and joined forces to force him to comply. On top of that, his fiancée came looking for him, and he clicked his tongue in dissatisfaction.

Skinny as a beanpole—this is the first goddess of Luzhou? She’s nowhere near as good as Little Li the widow.

But the masters’ orders could not be refused. Lin Tianlong was coaxed and tricked all the way, and sent down the mountain.

Looking at the colorful world outside, and all kinds of enchanting beauties, he said: I really don’t want to go down the mountain...