Everyone Becomes Gods: You Worship the Birthday Star, I Worship King Yan
“What, you get stronger by offering incense?”
Luo Chen transmigrates to a world where everyone worships gods. As long as incense is offered, one can communicate with deities and receive their protection.
However, people in this world all rush to worship the popular gods, causing these highly worshipped deities to lack nothing in offerings and therefore not do anything after taking the incense!
Luo Chen: “Since that's the case, I'd rather go hard after a few unpopular gods with little incense and light up the cold stoves!”
So when others worship Wealth God Zhao Gongming, Luo Chen directly worships the Lord Wealth God!
Luo Chen: “Lord Wealth God, you are the Emperor Wealth God, the most noble among wealth gods. The others are all blind.”
Lord Wealth God: “Young friend, you really understand me! I've been down on my luck for so many years that I was about to slack off completely. You have reignited my confidence. Don't worry, this lord will definitely ensure your wealth path is smooth and prosperous.”
Luo Chen beams: “Thank you, Lord Wealth God, for your protection!”
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When others worship the God of Longevity, Luo Chen directly worships the King of Hell!
King of Hell: “Kid, are you sure you didn't worship the wrong god? This king is the King of Hell. Aren't you afraid I'll bring bad luck?”
Luo Chen: “How could I be? I felt an instant connection with you, Your Majesty. Otherwise, may I worship you as my sworn father?”
King of Hell: “Sob, I'm so moved. You're the first person to worship me every day. From now on, you're my good son!”
Luo Chen: “Thank you, Father! Then this child's lifespan...”
The King of Hell waves a hand: “Bold! Let's see which judge dares touch you. I'll snap his brush in half myself.”
Luo Chen: “Many thanks for your favor, Father!”
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Watching Luo Chen's lifespan bar shoot straight to the sky, the God of Longevity is completely dumbfounded: “Wait, no, is that right?”
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