Entertainment: At the Start I Slash Once, and I Shave the Five-Ha Group Bald

After finally transmigrating, my brain turned out to be full of static?

No problem! A god-tier entertainment system descends!

But why does the activation method feel so much like a bargain-shopping app?!

[System activation progress: 99.999%! Please make Chen He agree to or hear his real name 50 times to complete the final assist!]

Lin Bai looked at the starving Chen He, dizzy from hunger while filming the show, and decisively turned into a social menace.

"Isn't that Chen He? You are way fatter than on TV, Chen He! Eat more seafood and nourish yourself, Chen He!"

According to the production team's vicious rule, every time someone's real name was called, one yuan would be deducted.

"Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep!"

Looking at the rapidly plunging negative balance meter on his chest, Chen He broke down on the spot. "Bro, I am begging you, stop saying it!!"

[Ding! Chen He is mentally shattered on the spot. Emotion value +500!]

[Ding! Thirty thousand livestream viewers are laughing so hard they cannot breathe. Emotion value surges +50000!]

Using the shamelessly harvested emotion points, Lin Bai draws god-tier rewards!

[Past-life Memory Extraction Card] → Unlocks the original perfect version of the hit song "Sorrow"!

[God-tier Singing Voice] → Comes with a rogue-like vocal tone that turns every performance into a masterpiece!

[Beginner Gene Modification Fluid] → One hundred eighty-eight centimeters tall, long legs, a reconstructed face, and fully sculpted abs!

Watching the backstage emotion points soar into the millions, Lin Bai smiles wickedly. "My dear entertainment industry sheep, the chaos-gremlin spotlight thief has arrived!"