Don’t Mess with the Crown Princess Consort—She Says Who’s Unlucky

Historical Romance · Fantasy · Royalty · Female Protagonist · Sweet

The comic adaptation A Crown Princess Puts the Capital in Order With Her Mouth is now online.

Chu Zhuochun was born with a solitary, ill-fated destiny and was sent away to Jiaozhou at the age of three.

Fifteen years later, she was brought back to the capital for one reason only: to marry in place of the adopted daughter and wed a lame heir.

Chu Zhuochun remembered her master's warning well: you are destined by Heaven to become the crown princess.

On her first day back in the capital, a servant woman caused trouble. Chu Zhuochun said, "People with filthy mouths should watch out for their front teeth."

As soon as the words left her lips, the woman's front teeth shattered.

On the second day, a concubine caused trouble. Chu Zhuochun said, "Watch out for baldness."

That very night, the concubine went bald.

Soon the entire capital was saying she had a crow's mouth—whoever she spoke about would suffer bad luck.

Chu Zhuochun did not care in the least. She ate when she wanted, cursed when she wanted, and casually turned the whole substitute marriage affair upside down.

Then one day, she caught the scent of something on a certain man that could ease her headaches, so she immediately asked, "Young master, would you like to come back to my residence with me?"

He refused.

After that, she repeatedly wanted to kidnap him back home.

Only later did she learn that this man was the crown prince.

At the same time, word spread throughout the capital that she wanted to become the crown princess.

The entire capital waited to see her made a laughingstock.

Instead, they saw the crown prince personally arrive at her door carrying the imperial edict of marriage.

Later, all the civil and military officials discovered that the crown princess's crow's mouth was truly wonderful.

The northern border was under attack—who could serve as general? Ask the crown princess.

There was a spy hidden in court, with no leads at all? Ask the crown princess.

When enemy forces invaded, they even begged the crown princess to "curse" the opposing general.

Before she could even speak, the crown prince's face darkened first. "Get lost, all of you..."

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The crown prince had always thought Chu Zhuochun was hopelessly in love with him and wanted to cling to him every moment.

Until one day after their marriage, he discovered he had not seen the crown princess for several days.

The crown prince went looking for her and happened to hear someone sighing: "My headache is already cured. I may as well go back to Jiaozhou."

Her maid asked, "Can you really bear to leave His Highness the Crown Prince?"

Chu Zhuochun replied, "What is there to be reluctant about? He's no longer useful."

Crown prince: "..."

He strode forward through gritted teeth. "So I was nothing more than a tool to cure your headaches? You want to run? Not unless I die."