Do You Really Want to Cultivate Immortality? Something Feels Off

BL · Xianxia · Comedy · Action

A shameless, flashy, troublemaking bottom who always has a cheat to clean up after him X the cold-faced, cute, naturally airheaded number one genius of the cultivation world on top

Not a typical handsome-bottom/beautiful-top pairing; both are strong, both feel mutual attraction. The main group has cheats and will not be wronged.

As a famous FPS star player, Xie Weixing won countless championships, only to transmigrate into a world of a harem-style cultivation novel.

He thought it was a straightforward male-oriented story, but it turned out to be a vulgar BL novel.

Instead of becoming the all-praised protagonist, he was the evil supporting-character cannon fodder at the side, always plotting something rotten.

When one of the protagonist’s lackeys provokes him and wants to dig out his spirit core,

Xie Weixing takes out his bow and arrows, squints one eye, and says: come on, let your big brother with twelve championships show you what real aiming looks like.

Even though he has maxed-out five-element roots, he becomes the notorious waste senior brother because he lacks enough spiritual energy to nourish them.

Xie Weixing: a bug is a bug; a pile of bugs can work. If I say we can win, then we can win.

When he meets Tan Suiting, the dragon clan’s young prince and the ceiling of combat power in the original story, who loves the protagonist without being loved back,

and sees that face, waist, and legs that match his aesthetic in every way...

Xie Weixing: Senior brother, how old are you?

This is his husband, his baby, his heart, his dear.

System: Wait, this is one of the male leads of the harem...

Xie Weixing: I don’t care whether there are seven or eight leads. Even cannon fodder deserves affection, and cannon fodder deserves love. If I like him, he’s mine.

The bullet comments are frantically scrolling: big brother, are you really trying to become the protagonist of a straight male power-fantasy novel? Why do I feel like something is off?

[Bullet-screen style, internet meme humor, anyone with extreme preferences please leave immediately. Detailed content warnings at the end of chapter one. No writing guidance based on taking the warnings as a challenge.]