Diva, Please Be Modest! I’m Only a Human-AI Artist
[Entertainment industry · Single heroine · Daily life · Light · Comfort food · Pure love sweet romance]
Yi Jian needs to submit job applications to 99 entertainment companies in order to activate the system.
He sends the story of his job-hunting experience to one of the zombie numbers in his contacts so he can keep a record.
In the end, relying on his abstract talent, Yi Jian successfully gets blacklisted by 99 companies!
The good news is that he successfully activates the "human-machine artist" system.
The bad news is that this system seems to be an "artificial idiot"?
Yi Jian: Help me generate a killer self-introduction!
System: Dear producers across the nation, hello everyone, I’m the trainee with two and a half years of experience...
Yi Jian: Help me generate a song about weddings, romantic yet down to earth.
System: A song titled <The Wedding Funeral> has been generated for you: On the eighteenth day of the first lunar month, an auspicious day, sorghum is carried aloft...
Is this sure to be down to earth and not down to the underworld?
Yi Jian: Help me generate a song with lyrics that are brief yet profound.
System: A song titled <Lingering> has been generated for you: so funny ya i ya i...
Yi Jian: Help me generate an anime that is super passionate and explosive!
System: <That Year, the Rabbit and Those Things> has been generated for you.
What? Such a cute little rabbit, and it’s passionate?
...
However, the biggest headache for Yi Jian is that the zombie account he uses to record his black history is actually Little Heavenly Queen Zhong Qing’er’s private account!
Zhong Qing’er: Marry me for five million.
Yi Jian: Please be reserved! I’m not that kind of person!
Zhong Qing’er: Yi Jian, you wouldn’t want your black history...
...
One year later.
Gold-medal screenwriter Yi Jian to his heavenly queen wife: The one-year contract is up!
Heavenly queen wife: No! We agreed it would clearly be for a lifetime!
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