Did He Ascend Today?

“Have you ever wanted to travel with your family, only to be harassed by monsters?”

“Have you always meant well by others, only to run into dream-beasts causing trouble?”

“Are you worried that in your peaceful life, terrifying demons are lurking everywhere?”

“My name is Yue Wen, and I am the person in charge of the Yue Family Cultivation Affairs Office. If you encounter any of the above troubles, you can contact me at any time.”

“Our office upholds the principles of affordable prices and thorough eradication of evil, and strives to provide you with low-cost, high-quality exorcism services. Hire us twice, and get one more for free. Invite relatives and friends, and we’ll even cut down the evil spirits for you again.”

“Yue Family Cultivation Affairs Office, the people of Jiangcheng’s own office!”

...

Slap.

Seeing the terrifying face on the screen, an honest and simple demon angrily turned off the television.

“Help!”

“Can this world still get any better...?”

“Why hasn’t he ascended today yet?!”