Deprived? I Can’t Ask for More! I Won’t Be This Prince’s Dog

[Historical brain hole] + [system power fantasy] + [fatherly affection and filial piety] + [lighthearted comedy] + [Great Snow Dragon Cavalry]

He transmigrates to the Tang Dynasty and becomes eight-year-old Crown Prince Li Chengqian.

Knowing history, he understands that being crown prince is a high-risk job: you have to get up earlier than a chicken, sleep later than a dog, and in the end you still get exiled!

Li Chengqian immediately decides: whoever wants this crown prince position can have it!

At the enthronement ceremony, he publicly throws out a memorial: "Father Emperor, your son is young and weak, and plagued by illness. I request to resign from the crown prince position and only wish to return to the Eastern Palace and retire!"

Li Shimin flies into a rage: "You're only eight years old—what are you retiring from? Get out there and supervise the court for me!"

[Ding! Congratulations to the host for refusing involution and activating the 'Godly Slack System'!]

[Successfully refused the morning court session, reward: 3,000 Great Snow Dragon Cavalry!]

[Eating hotpot in the imperial study, reward: one mu yields ten thousand catties of potatoes!]

[Scolding Li Shimin, reward: the peerless killing god Bai Qi!]

...

From then on, the Tang Dynasty's style of painting changes completely.

Turkic chieftain Jieli: "I was just passing by. Why is Li Chengqian's private army chasing me for eight hundred li?"

The Five Great Clans and Seven Prominent Surnames: "Please, Crown Prince, spare us. We're willing to hand over all our family assets, as long as you don't let the Embroidered Uniform Guards knock on our door!"

Li Shimin looks at the prosperous age where envoys from a thousand countries come to pay tribute, and tears of emotion fall: "Chengqian, I am old. This throne..."

Li Chengqian is truly anxious this time, and stuffs an immortality pill into Li Shimin's mouth:

"Father Emperor, you are in the prime of life! If you take this medicine, working another five hundred years is absolutely no problem!"

"Your son... really just wants to retire!"