Dear Mr. Sheep

Dear Sheep-like Mister

[The warm love story of famous best-selling author and screenwriter Lu Mian and the current top powerful male god Jiang Shiyan!]

[There are thousands of kinds of love in the world; this kind of love is called: I write the script and you act it out.]

Jiang Shiyan is a current top idol and public male god. Under his Weibo comments, thousands of female fans call him husband every day:

"Hubby, I love you!"

"Hubby, look at me!"

One day, their husband posted a Weibo.

@JiangShiyanV: When will I hear you call me husband? @ChangAnLuV

Then the famous writer Chang Anlu reposted it and replied:

@ChangAnLuV: Husband, from today on, please take care of me. @JiangShiyanV

The fans: "Holy crap, holy crap, holy crap! Don’t stop me! I’m going to explode! Any friends up for a group jump?!"

[Before the male god publicly announced his relationship, his Weibo only posted ads. After the relationship was exposed, his Weibo only posted dog food.]

The fans: woof woof woof!

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Jiang Shiyan said having a wife who is a writer is not always a good thing.

For example —

His writer wife’s ongoing novel recently stopped updating.

Readers could not find her, so they left messages under his Weibo.

"Please urge your wife for us to update soon. Stopping here is really unbearable, ahhhh!"

Jiang Shiyan turned to look at his wife, who was typing away at the computer with her head down: "Mianmian, your readers are urging you all the way to me now."

Lu Mian looked collapsed: "Don’t rush me, right away, right away!"

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Lu Mian said having a celebrity husband is not always a good thing.

For example —

Ever since their relationship was exposed, his girlfriend fans kept leaving messages under her Weibo.

"Boss Chang’an, please ask for some private photos of your brother! Eeehheehee, it’s been so long since brother posted on Weibo."

Lu Mian was so bothered she had no choice but to casually snap a photo of her sleeping husband and post it.

The fans cried out: "Bro looks so cute in private! I want to pet him so badly. [starry eyes]"

Lu Mian turned her head to look at the man sleeping soundly beside her, and touched his face. Cute? He’s scheming as hell!

The man opened his dark eyes: "You little troublemaker, what bad thing were you doing behind my back again?"

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[A warm story from a March new release. Close your eyes and jump into the pit!]