Cultivation? Which Time Traveler Is a Primary School Student!

A shameless, goofy cultivation novel created to prop up other works!

As a brand-new wild transmigrator protagonist, Lin Xiaolu feels that he crossed over a little too early.

Other people’s protagonists transmigrate as teenagers or young adults, or at least return to youth after middle age. But what about him? A fifth-grade elementary school heartthrob somehow also followed the wave of transmigration and the call of the times, and inexplicably arrived in another world as a flashy transmigrator. Compared with other transmigrator protagonists, Lin Xiaolu feels that by starting transmigration from elementary school, he has directly cut off several years of detours.

Many years later, after successfully cultivating immortality and becoming the new big shot of the cultivation world, the first-class beauty-and-strength ambassador of the myriad heavens and worlds, and the number-one troublemaker across the four seas and eight directions, Mr. Lin Xiaolu, praised for possessing both looks and ability, standing on the moral high ground and the battlefield at the same time, speaks “kindly and gently” to all the cultivation bigwigs before him, who are grinding their teeth and wishing they could dig up his ancestors’ graves:

“I came to prominence after transmigrating at age eleven. To this day, I have relied on three things!

First! At any time, I know how to think of the boss’s thoughts and worry about the boss’s urgencies!

Second! Remain calm in all things. Even if I’ve shat my pants, I absolutely won’t panic; instead, I’ll stop and recite a little poem first, then sigh, ‘Damn.’ That is maturity and steadiness!

Third! When you’re out and about, face is something you give yourself. You have to not provoke trouble, but also not fear trouble. When encountering any enemy, you must imitate other protagonists and have the courage and boldness to slash open the sky with one sword... oh no! To slash open the heavenly gate with one sword!”