Crazy, Crazy—Shazhu Becomes a Police Officer!

[Crazy prose + absurd parody + lighthearted comedy + black-bellied veteran trickster]

He Yuzhu, living in the 21st century, finally made it to an urban redevelopment payout.

He achieved financial freedom and was just about to slack off and live the good life with a beautiful mature wife.

Who could have expected this!

When he woke up, he had landed in the autumn of 1950 and become the famous Sha Zhu, the courtyard's human blood bag.

Could he stand this?

Of course not!

He has to go all out!

Of course he has to find a very beautiful mature wife to live with!

Of course he has to find a very promising job!

If anyone dares provoke me from now on, I'll break your teeth off!

Got it?

If you don't, that's fine too!

When you're all toothless, you'll naturally understand.