Bureau 749: Starting Off as a Zombie

[Decisive and ruthless][Monsters deserve to die][Am I a monster? Then I should die too!][No female lead][Somewhat slow to start][It takes off later]

On the day of the Ghost Festival, internet absurdity-streamer Li Budu made his grand return in his usual outrageous style, only to be pierced through the chest by a strange beast that happened to pass by while being hunted by the 749 Bureau. He was then shoved right into the opened Ghost Gate, and was kicked back out by a ghost, becoming an extremely special zombie with his own consciousness.

On day one after transforming, he was already pressed to the ground by the 749 Bureau on day two.

Li Budu: Arthur! My heart belongs to Great Xia!

749 Bureau: Really?

Li Budu: More real than real. Isn’t using me for waste disposal kind of the point? Hey? No, if you let me out, I can go bite a few more monsters and then you can kill me, okay? Waaaah!

749 Bureau: Fine, I’ll be watching you.

Li Budu: (Plan successful)

From then on, the 749 Bureau had one more legally recognized zombie wandering the world, drinking yin energy and beast blood, yet somehow righteous to the point of being sinister.

Demonic cultivators and evil cultivators: Damn it, have you lost your mind? We’re on the same side!

Li Budu: Screw that same side! Good and evil have been irreconcilable since ancient times! Demons and fiends all deserve to die!

Demonic cultivators and evil cultivators: ? Aren’t you a fiend too?!

Li Budu: Good point. After I kill you all, I’ll die too!

All the big shots of the 749 Bureau: Stop, stop, Xiao Li, how can you say that? If you’re a fiend, then what are we? Pillars of the nation, obviously; how can you say such discouraging things? (They drape the 749 Bureau uniform and badge over him)

Li Budu: Hey, what are you doing? Stop, stop, I’m a fiend, this won’t do! (forced into it) Hey, you people are really making life hard for me.