Break Up Couples on a Dating Show! She Goes Wild to Rectify the Entertainment Industry
Entertainment industry · Livestreaming · Absurd comedy · Unhinged · Meme humor · Charismatic protagonist
After hitting her head, Yu Tingtang discovers that she is actually the vicious supporting female character in a Mary Sue novel.
Her family has cut ties with her, her boyfriend has betrayed her, the entire internet is cursing her, and what awaits her next is a full mental-breakdown package.
Raised in a Daoist temple, Yu Tingtang remains perfectly calm: instead of blaming herself, she’d rather bury someone else.
Reason doesn’t work, so at the slightest touch, she goes completely feral.
On a dating show, a stingy movie emperor says righteously, “If you marry me, the three gold wedding gifts I give you will be made of bronze instead. It symbolizes lasting unity.”
Yu Tingtang replies, “Then when you marry a wife, get a paper one. After all, paper is short, but love is long.”
A soft, pretty young actor says, “I have depressive tendencies. My sunshine is all just an act...”
Yu Tingtang says, “Oh? So your sunshine is fake in more ways than one?”
A top star at the height of his fame says, “Actually, I have feelings for you too...”
But Yu Tingtang twists aside and vaults clean over his head.
By her own efforts, Yu Tingtang completely derails the tone of the entire dating show.
While other people show off their affection, she farms and raises fish, carefree and at ease.
While other people flirt, she delivers takeout orders, earning ten million from a single run and making money hand over fist.
While other people kiss, she squats nearby and comments, “That kissing is terrible. Don’t you know you’re supposed to draw a world map inside the mouth?”
The guests flee in humiliation on the spot.
Her haters say: Has she gone insane? Did she come on a dating show just to break up the couples?
But as Yu Tingtang keeps acting crazier and crazier, the movie emperor and the pretty-boy actor become her underlings, the young starlet and the film queen start fighting over who gets to nap with her at noon, and the big shots scheme against each other out of jealousy...
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