Born in the Cold Palace! A Cute Kid Commands Ten Thousand Beasts to Unify the World

Born in the cold palace, a cute baby girl tames ten thousand beasts and unifies the world.

Chu Qingli, a youthful beauty from the 21st century, transmigrates after getting drunk and becomes the tiny princess of the Beast Spirit Kingdom, a child of the imperial family who has been rare for a hundred years. She is a little infant struggling for her life inside the belly of the deposed empress in the cold palace.

"Waaah!"

At the sound of a celestial cry, all the beasts in the cold palace erupt in excitement.

A little mouse runs out from a hole and becomes her guardian god.

A big stray dog that no one knows where it came from is cleaning the blood off her body.

On the courtyard branches, magpies and mynah birds are singing for her birth.

"Yiyaya, bad news, little birdie, that scumbag father wants to hold a palace banquet to select consorts. What do we do?"

"It’s fine, watch me!" The little sparrow flies away.

After the palace banquet, the ministers who proposed the consort selection each wear a face full of misery, leading several beauties behind their own tigresses and lowering their heads as they wait to go home and kneel on washboards.

"Master, the imperial consort is talking about you!"

"It’s fine, let’s set the dog on her!"

"Master, the Censor-in-Chief wants to impeach you."

"It’s fine, Little Qing, hand that old man over to you. Just teach him a lesson, don’t bite him to death!"

The little green snake slithers off.

"Master, a neighboring country’s 500,000-strong army has invaded. What do we do?"

"It’s fine, ten thousand beast troops will march with this princess. We’ll beat them until they can’t even take care of themselves."

The enemy commander: Boohoo, I quit. You girl are playing dirty. Isn’t this bullying people?

"Hahaha, bullying is exactly what I’m doing!"

A soft, sweet laugh rings out in the sky, like the heavenly maiden descending from the ninth heaven.

"General, let’s go home. This battle is impossible to fight!"