Awakening Failed: I'm Planting Monsters in the Beginner Village!

[Farming + System + Daily Life + Monster Fighting + Leveling + Single Female Lead + Causing Trouble + Easygoing Comedy...]

On the day of awakening, Lu An has two pieces of news.

His talent awakening failed, and the spirit monument's evaluation was: recommended to move bricks at a construction site.

He is assigned a government job—return to the small mountain village and become a spirit farmer, with a monthly salary of 1,800 yuan, commission based on mysticism, and KPIs including being struck by lightning, chased by dogs, and flirted with by widows.

When he touches the ancestral hoe—

[Ding! Farming system activated!]

After Lu An binds to the system, while others train martial arts, he farms; while others cultivate immortality, he composts.

Tilling the soil = strength points added (one hoe down, the ground cracks, and Widow Wang at the village entrance feels her heart crack too)

Bug swarms arrive, killing insects = speed points added (mosquitoes that fly past have to take two slaps, and get cursed at with, "Go screw yourselves")

Pouring manure = comprehension points added (unlocking the "Nine-Revolution Large Intestine Sword Technique," with sword qi that comes with a pickled flavor)

✔ Weeding triggers the "Bald Strongman's Chainsaw Ultimate" -> the weeds are brutally sliced apart by a light sword

✔ Racing to harvest in a storm unlocks the "Authority of the Dragon King of the East Sea" -> the dark clouds above slack off and form hearts

✔ A bumper harvest in the spiritual fields unlocks "Spirit Guardian · Scarecrow" -> the scarecrow cuts across the river for ten li

✔ A freakish yield of a thousand jin per mu of spirit grain unlocks the "Spirit Rice Swordman" -> grain swords slash through mountains

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Half a year later, the small mountain village has gained a little immortal who manages wind and rain, promotion and fortune, and also slays demons and monsters...