At the Start, I Get Asked to Reveal My True Nature by a Yellow Fox Spirit

When evil spirits and horror descend, Xu Yuan is immediately forced into a spirit-claiming ritual by a yellow weasel.

The yellow weasel stands upright and says, "Fellow villager, fellow villager, do I look like a person, or like a god!"

Before Xu Yuan can even answer, two prompts appear before him.

Option one: say it looks like a person. Reward: its entire cultivation will be ruined, and it will cling to you to death from now on, ending in immediate death.

Option two: say it looks like a god. Reward: it will seek you out as its next patron, and you will have to be its grandson in worship for generations, ending in humiliating death.

Option three: kill the yellow weasel and obtain two hundred years of its cultivation!

Xu Yuan unbuttons his shirt, revealing on his chest a dragon-headed tattoo of Nezha with three heads and six arms; on his back, a wide-awake Guan Gong; on his left arm, Zhong Kui holding a sword; on his right arm, Jinchi Fahai holding high a golden bowl; on his left leg, Xingtian fighting heaven and earth without a head; on his right leg, the Great Sage Equal to Heaven wreaking havoc in the Heavenly Palace; in front of him appears Wen Zhong, the Thunder God Lord; eighteen guardian deities line up to protect him; and the thirty-six thunder generals and five hundred spirit officers charge at the front.

Xu Yuan smiles and says, "Tell me, do I look like a person, or like a god?"