Angel Patrolman, Genius Son

Hello. I am a police officer of the Republic of Korea. As everyone knows, the goal of every police officer is promotion.

For the sake of my safe and smooth rise in the world, I promise to devote myself day and night to social media activities today as well.

I will do my best to protect myself from crime and accidents. I also ask the people to strive to survive on their own.

This country exists for the media, private schools, judges and prosecutors, and chaebols, so ordinary people must strictly obey the law and common sense.

I will build professional knowledge about allowances, special promotions, and civil servant pensions, and become a parasite on taxpayers for life.

Be grateful to me, citizens.