All of Them Are Ruthless Bandits: Is This Called a Proper Company?
Reborn in 2008, Jiang Che takes over a security labor company on the verge of bankruptcy and about to become a typical target in a crackdown.
Looking at the thousands of hotheaded underlings covered in tattoos, who only know how to fight and kill, Jiang Che waves his hand: "Times have changed. Put on suits, all of you, and follow me into the internet to make legal money!"
To improve execution, Jiang Che introduces the most advanced wolf-style corporate culture and performance evaluation system.
But he never expected that these rough-and-tumble employees, whose education level isn’t high, would interpret enterprise management in an extremely hardcore way.
When doing same-city delivery, in order to guarantee on-time arrival, they actually forcefully stop a dump truck running a red light, scaring the competitors into quitting the market overnight.
When doing ride-hailing, the platform suffers a cold reception, and hundreds of burly men in black suits block the competitor company’s entrance while "politely" handing out flyers, terrifying the boss into transferring his shares on the spot.
At year-end team-building events, each business department, in order to compete for top sales, directly sets up arena matches and swears brotherhood at the annual meeting, making the scene look like a gathering of an underground syndicate boss.
By the time Jiang Che holds an empire of delivery, becomes a short-video overlord, and a logistics giant, completely overturning the global business landscape...
Countless capitalist big shots look at the servers whose network cables have been physically pulled out and tremble in fear: "What background does he have? His methods are too brutal!"
The local police investigate for three full years, only to be shocked to discover that Jiang Che is actually the city’s biggest taxpayer and model citizen!
Faced with the long guns and short cannons of financial reporters, Jiang Che pulls out the labor law and desperately clarifies: "We’re really a law-abiding, proper top 500 company. We absolutely have nothing to do with the underworld; they just have relatively strong execution!"
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