After the whole family of cannon fodder read my mind, they all rebelled

After amassing too much merit in her previous life, Qiao Jiaojiao was allowed by King Yama to be born again with her memories intact, along with a merit shop cheat ability.

Qiao Jiaojiao happily prepared to welcome her new life, only to discover that she had not been reborn at all—she had transmigrated into a novel! She had become a background character in an old-fashioned romance novel, a girl who died at the age of three, with so little presence that she only had one line.

And her entire family, loyal ministers to the core, were all doomed cannon fodder, fated to die miserably!

[Father, you are a great hero who puts the country and the people first, but in the end you become a victim of political struggle and are beheaded at the noon execution grounds!]

[Mother, you are schemed against by someone with ulterior motives and grow distant from Father. In the end, weighed down by worry, you die of depression!]

[Big Brother, you live your whole life upright and honorable, speaking for the people. In the end, villains frame you with false evidence and have you torn apart by five horses!]

[Second Brother, you are a hot-blooded youth who guards the frontier for the country, but in the end you are ambushed on the battlefield and your body is left wrapped in horsehide!]

The Qiao family: “.......”

[Wuwu, even I die young at three, and in an unclear, unexplained way!]

The Qiao family: “What! This won’t do. No one can lay a hand on our Jiaojiao! If the emperor lets his younger son control the court and torment loyal officials, then we will support the benevolent crown prince and rebel!”

In the end, Qiao Jiaojiao watched her parents grow affectionate, watched her big brother enter the grand council, watched her second brother gain great military merit, and could not help looking utterly baffled.

[Aaaah! King Yama didn’t lie to me. This life really is going smoothly and happily!]