After Becoming a Trial Sleeper for a Killer House, I Became a Regular at the Police Station

To help pay for her grandmother's medical bills, I somehow ended up calling the recruitment number on a street flyer and naturally became a haunted-house sleep tester.

Unexpectedly, my life changed dramatically because of that.

In a dismemberment haunted house, I fought a headless man for ownership of the head on his shoulders.

In a hanging haunted house, I engaged in an extreme tug-of-war over a neck loop with a female ghost who had hanged herself.

In a murder haunted house, I argued fiercely over the murder method with a murdered male ghost.

In a husband-and-wife haunted house, a sixty-year-old old man and old woman chased me with cleavers!

Fortunately, I have protection from immortal spirits, and all the evil ghosts are contracted into little followers!

...

The next day at dawn, however, I kept running to the police station.

"Hello, I want to report a case. I know where his head is!"

"She told me she didn't hang herself willingly. This is a conspiracy!"

"Murder, it was murder!"

Later...

"Miss Jiang, the owner of this house is missing a heart. Why don't you go sleep there?"

"Miss Jiang, the other victim's body in this house is missing. Why don't you go sleep there?"

"Miss Jiang, I heard you have a real knack for exorcising ghosts and finding human body parts. Let's cooperate."

Me: "..."

Well, somehow, before I knew it, I'd mixed and mingled my way into a stable government job.