A Veteran Trapped in a Bad Game

[Play time: 35,102.2 hours on record (10,125.6 hours at the time of evaluation)]

- The game is really lacking in content. Don’t buy it, everyone.

I left that review, and then I got trapped inside the game.

I was even praising it. Those bastards.

Those guys are awful, but why did I have to be so obsessed with a roguelike game?

If I was going to be trapped, there were plenty of games better than this.

I’m already sick of returning to the beginning every time I die.

It’s been 97 years since I was exiled to some nameless, shitty labyrinth.

I only have three years left now.

I hope this time is the last.