A Little Shop in the Primordial Chaos

I have a little shop, and it contains endless treasures of primordial, world-creating level.

A lighter whose flame is stronger than samadhi fire.

A packet of instant coffee that can turn someone into a Great Luo Immortal.

A packet of spicy strips that can grant a body as hard as a saint’s.

A bottle of glue with an effect even better than mending heaven’s stone.

A fire extinguisher that can put out the Flaming Mountain.

A pinch of dirt mixed with bottled water, and not even a sage can break it.

The things in this little shop are better than the Pangu Banner, the Seven-Treasure Wonderful Tree, and the Immortal-Slaying Sword.

Only I have these things. The too-powerful ones are for the host to use after binding, the slightly less powerful ones are only for the 365 beauties to use, the ones below that are for disciples, and only mass-market trash like the Heaven-Toppling Seal and Immortal Binding Rope are given to male immortals.