A Crap Duke Who Causes Trouble and Escapes the Human Realm

This book has been revised to a 15+ version.

♀ "My master, they say good things happen when body and mind grow closer."

♂ "You're provoking a human man like that? I'm kind of trash. Can you handle me?"

Somehow, after opening my eyes, I've become a tiny fairy who was struck by divine punishment and fallen into the human world? Damn it!

And my master only looks perfect on the outside, with a heavenly face and a cave-deep voice... actually he's a disaster,

a grand duke of a ruined territory possessed by a notorious troublemaker.

And now he's even putting up a wall!

But if I want to return to the fairy realm, which is basically paradise, and if my master wants to escape being trash, we have to do something.

♀ "Master, you have to do lots and lots of ultimate skinship between a man and a woman to escape this hell!"

♂ "A fairy with no context really has no fear. Fine, I'll swallow both your body and your heart, so be prepared!"