1970s: Little Fox Kit Looking for Dad Online

In an era when magic had vanished and spiritual energy was exhausted, Tushan Yao, an ancient nine-tailed fox, was on the verge of death.

Four-year-old divine beast cub Xiaobao clenched her fists and dragged her sickly mother, who coughed up blood, across great distances to find his father.

Huo Yunzhen, the amnesiac captain of a special operations regiment, stared at the pair and fell into deep self-doubt: "I’ve been single since birth for twenty-six years. Where would I even have a wife and child?!"

He thought they were just a mother and child here to freeload, but a month later, her natal family from the poor rural countryside all showed up!

Looking at the room full of "elderly, weak, sick, and disabled," Huo Yunzhen fell into deep thought:

That "ginseng grandpa" who handed out his whiskers to everyone he met is a divine doctor?

That "panda cousin" who only knows how to eat can punch through a tank?

That "peacock cousin" who spends all day admiring himself in the mirror has become the star of the troupe?

And most outrageous of all, his supposedly frail wife was pressing a great villain into the ground and rubbing him into the dirt.

Huo Yunzhen loosened his collar, his gaze deep. "So all that saying you were tired before was just an act?"

The demons: ...Captain, do you have some misunderstanding about the word "frail"?

The entire military district was waiting to laugh at this burden mother and son, but later:

"Wife, my yang energy is full today. We can dual cultivate anytime!"

When spies tried to kidnap this supposedly frail mother and son, they looked at the woman who revealed nine tails and the uncle who transformed into a panda and cried, "Bad intel! This is a damn immortal cultivation family!"