You Want Me to Build Convenient Tools? Why Are You Flying Swords?
【Livestream + Exposure + High Tech + Daily Contrast + Feel-Good Story】 Chu Yang takes over an electrical appliance factory on the verge of bankruptcy and binds to a “civilian technology system.” The first product is an anti-gravity hovering skateboard that can fly up to 10 meters above the ground. In his livestream, he introduces the “smart hovering personal transport skateboard,” only to be mocked across the internet for false advertising. Right then, his father is forced by debt to jump from a building. In a panic, Chu Yang throws out the skateboard, and it turns into a streak of light. Relying on its anti-gravity matrix, it catches his father steadily in midair! The whole internet explodes. “You call this anti-gravity flying skateboard a means of transport?” When netizens guess that this kind of personal transport tool would cost at least 100,000 yuan, Chu Yang quotes an astonishing price of 2,999 yuan. The entire internet kneels. “Boss Chu, you’re my real father.” Later, one after another, more “black technology” products appear, stirring up the internet. Until one day, the US sends its ace stealth reconnaissance aircraft, worth one billion dollars, across the border, only to have it cleaved in half midair by an old man from China wielding a flying sword snatched from Chu Yang’s livestream! The world is stunned! After that, a weight-reducing schoolbag that can stop armor-piercing bullets, brain-computer glasses that let people remember everything at a glance, and even an artificial sun that solves winter heating all make their debut one after another. Foreign agents despair as they see Chinese aunties riding flying swords to buy groceries, and old men with plasma microcurrent canes outrun Bolt. Meanwhile, the US leadership looks at the satellite images and collapses in unison: “Who the hell sells interstellar leap technology like cabbages? This world is impossible to live in!”
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